Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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