so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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