idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sorry my hands just texted you
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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