I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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