That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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