Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
