i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Two words: nipple clamps
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