I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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