Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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