My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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