found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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