I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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