I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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