Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
