So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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