C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
