no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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