the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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