Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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