All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
