i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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