I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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