I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
this just has baby written all over it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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