Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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