I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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