my mouth tastes like poor choices
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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