TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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