I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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