So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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