well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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