Where is the hickey?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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