We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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