WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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