I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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