I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
