walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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