you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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