Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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