Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
