i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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