So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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