I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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