I must be too annoying 4 u.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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