Please, let me fuck your mom
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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