Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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