ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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