sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
