Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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