Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Oh god it's open bar.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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