why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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