Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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