Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
splinters make it hard to masturbate
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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