he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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