i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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