I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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