glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wish I only lived at night.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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